A Short History of Algorithms
October 6, 2020
This “Short History of Algorithms” poem was written in 2019 as a study aid for Big Tech-style coding interviews. It didn’t make me better, but here it is
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Heath Ledger acted his mighty grumbly taciturn ass off.
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