Tory Hoke

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Day 1: An Overview

(Experience this as a TikTok.) “Play is the work of childhood.” – Jean Piaget “or children, play is serious learning.” – Mr. Rogers Adult learning is

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Wikifeet is a thing

– Oh my God there’s a wikifeet. – You’re not allowed to share when you find the terrible parts of the Internet anymore. – Too late.

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Death of Sexy 2009

It’s that magical time of year! Time for HEINOUS COSTUMES. These are from Love, Fifi, which is a ladywear store I like a lot. Most of their costumes are

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Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel

This, by stark contrast, is brilliant: From Inchant Fifty bucks, plus-size, and pure awesome. I could sincerely see reversing it mid-party — p’raps

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Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc

From Trashy Lingerie To be fair, is this a costume or is it lingerie? It is incredibly short to be worn out of doors. Yet it is $350 — NOT INCLUDING

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Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc

From Trashy Lingerie To be fair, is this a costume or is it lingerie? It is incredibly short to be worn out of doors. Yet it is $350 — NOT INCLUDING

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Death of Sexy: Some Candy

Oh. And here it is: Wow. Um. Click here if you want to see the back, which is of dubious work safety. I suggest this outfit is not meant to be worn

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Death of Sexy: Boxer

Time for a sexy costume hiatus from excessive politics. And here it be: I’m not sure why this costume bothers me. I think it’s the fact that nothing about

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Death of Sexy: Jailbait

Courtesy of Sarah: Ewww. Not to split hairs, but a person who’s “jailbait” isn’t normally the one to go to jail, right? Perhaps this is a new concept,

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Death of Sexy: Catwoman

Execution: 10. Practicality: 0. Down to brass tacks here: this is a costume from a bad movie. Wearing this out would be like dressing up as one of the emo

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