Random Thoughts — LA and iTunes Edition

by Tory · October 25, 2008

I wonder if Kiera Knightley ever gets tired of making that face. You know — like she’s smug? But about to whistle.
“Quantum of Solace,” as a film title, offends me personally. It sounds like Fiona Apple lyrics.
David Cook sounds like a cross between Mike Patton and the guy from Creed. Yes, I downloaded his latest single. And David Archuleta’s. And I like them. DO NOT JUDGE ME. If lovin’ Jordin Sparks is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
The bridge of Christina Aguilera’s “Keeps Gettin’ Better”? Total cameo by Helper Bot. What is up with that? Can the Helper Bot effect be the square-wave of this decade? No, because…
Square wave is still in effect, as on Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown.” Which rocks me PLAIN SOCKLESS.
Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” is like if you mated the verse of The Turtles’ “Happy Together” with a complete lack of rhyming. In the hands of, say, Ludacris, you would get fifty infectious giggly “womanizer”-based rhymes. Alas, as it is you have this:

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you’re a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you’re a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer

LYRICIST FAIL.
After a long work week, nothing props you up for punkin carving like sugar-free Red Bull and Seagram’s 7. Ah, I am a classy lassie.