Sarah Palin’s retouched portrait
Yes, all professional photography is fakey in some way — whether it’s just having flattering lighting or camera-ready makeup. It surprises no one if a photo is digitally retouched on top of it.
But can you tell how this official portrait has been ‘Shopped that unsettles me, plopping as it does in the Uncanny Valley?
It has something to do with how eyeballs exist in three dimensions.
Here’s another hint.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
http://www.thefrisky.com/site/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/
Oh god. It’s all our fault.
Ugh…I’m waiting for her doll-eyes to wink at me.
I still don’t see why she has MILF status…all that moose-killin’ and folksy talk scares me to death.
Great. Now my penis just turned itself inside out.
Thanks.
You just know that Dick Cheney has one already…
And now I’ll spend the rest of my days trying not to envision how well a Sarah Palin RealDoll would sell.
Oh, I see. “Facial Powder added” is industry code for “WE TURNED YOU INTO A REALDOLL!”
There’s a good reason that pageant people just scare the everliving hell out of me…