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Catwoman

Execution: 10. Practicality: 0.

Down to brass tacks here: this is a costume from a bad movie. Wearing this out would be like dressing up as one of the emo kids from X3.

You will tolerate having that mask over your head for about ten minutes. Then you will get sweaty, itchy, and momma-slapping angry at the universe for allowing it to exist.

In the movie (which I saw in the theater, yes; I don’t think I saw Halle Berry sit down in costume. It may not actually be possible.

That whip, like the tiny tomahawk, is never going to make it home.

Also, this is $110. DANG.

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