You remember a little ditty on the radio circa 1994, when grunge was fading, the boy bands hadn’t hit yet, and radio was a confusing mishmash of Hootie, Onyx and Janet Jackson? It’s impossibly catchy, so be careful or your memory might asplode:
Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she’s an intellectual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Click here and click on the little play symbol for a sample. I remembered this song being faster, and perhaps ripping off The Romantics less. Oh well. Still catchy.
