Essays, art, and comics of the unexpected
by Tory ·
There is a tasing story, but I am not ready to share it. There is some authorization of video pending and the composition of the enormous essay I wish to share.
In the meantime, enjoy this:
AWESOME.
Tory
Draws. Sweats. Eats too much sugar-free candy.
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DAMN!! see, this is why i couldn’t be a cop. i’m tough, but i’m not bad ass enough to choke slam someone in the middle of a mickey d’s parking lot!
Do not forget swinging your arm beforehand to make the victim comfortable with the movement.
That was a pretty sweetly executed move. The keep moving forward to trip with the right foot after throwing your momentum into Brophus’ neck.
The gratuitous nu-metal soundtrack amuses me greatly.
I feel that chokeslamming — a term I will adopt immediately — is like tasing in that it increases compliance rates to 100%.
Maybe I’ll become a cop. I’ve always wanted to get paid to chokeslam drunken fratboys.