Film Student:
“Geoffrey Rush is not emo.”
Film Student, regarding traffic lights:
“Yellow means ‘fuck it’.”
Art Department Student, regarding a piece of toast:
“My bread is all steamy like Constantine.”
Art Department Student, sleep-deprived:
“That’s where I come out; that’s where I come in.”
Chef and craftsperson, observing:
“Give me a knife, I’ll make you a sundial.”
Me, regarding food poisoning:
“E. Coli makes you dumb.”
Art Department Student, under the influence”
“I know words.”
And
Female Film Student: “Man, she is committed. Why is there a desk?”
[beat]
Female Film Student: “Did they shoot this on film?”
Male Film Student: “Honey, can’t we just enjoy the porn?”
